If this blog were a
Twitter feed:
Why does “permission to speak frankly” always mean
permission to tell you what an incompetent fool you are? #permissiondenied
And why would such permission ever be granted?!? #justdontgetit
Thank you TV execs for canceling Ringer and Pan Am. Once
again, you prove that you don’t know your asses from your faces. #subtledifferences
If I were going to start an Asian boy band, I’d name it
Boyster Sauce. #notracistjustracial
Logged into MySpace for the first time in years, noticed
they now offer the option of logging in with your Facebook account. #Tomcanceledhisaccount
Man, got hot today. Makes me mad when it gets hot all of a
sudden. #makesmemad
Gay guy estimated that I was “18% gay.” Should I be insulted
that it’s so high, or insulted that it’s so low? #justbecauseIlikeGuyPearce
Just saw a bumper sticker that read “Obummer.” As they say,
the simplest is most profound. #obamanations
New Bond movie coming. Gotta admit the only scene I remember
from the first D-Craig film was the ball-breaker torture chair. #testytestes
Guy named Weiner forced to resign because he sexted pics of
his wiener? Should’ve received a Pulitzer for living the pun. #livebythesword
Had a dream last night that all these tweets were really just
Facebook status updates. #mindblown
Like, dude, is this my ass or is this my face? I don’t even
know!!! #the1percent
1 comment:
Good one with the Weiner joke. Very timely.
Just the other day, we were discussing how we might make money off Twittering, a la that "Bleep My Dad Says" thing that became a New York Times best seller and William Shatner sitcom. The show was mercifully short-lived, but I bet that Twitterer is still living comfortably off the check.
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