His Error-ness

I was out doing a little harmless holiday shopping the other day, when I was assaulted by the following fresco:


Now, I'm neither an art critic nor a basketball fan, but I do know that Michael Jordan rarely sported such a lobotomized facial expression. And have we forgotten that he was known for dunking basketballs, not stroking his own balls?

Be like Mike? Sorry, this painting be like crap.

(Painting spotted at Fashion Valley Mall, San Diego, CA.)